I’m a Pirate, Take Me To Stranger Tides!

SynopsisCaptain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) finds himself on an unexpected journey to the fabled Fountain of Youth when a woman from his past (Penélope Cruz) forces him aboard the “Queen Anne’s Revenge,” the ship of the formidable pirate Blackbeard (Ian McShane).

#The Best 3 Things About Being a Pirate#

"Fifteen men on a dead man's chest

Yo, Ho Ho and a bottle of Rum

Drink and the devil done for the rest

Yo, Ho Ho and a bottle of Rum"

the firrrrrst best thin" about bein" a Pirate must be talkin" like a pirrrrrate. there be only pirrrrrates Language, ne'er British nor Spanish Scallywar". The rules fer talking like a pirates, Rules numberrrrr one, stretch the "r" sound "rrrrrrr"; Two, throw away "g" and "v"; Thrrrrree, use "Ahoy","Aye","Arrr".

Henry Morgan

Edward "BlackBeard" Teach

William "Captian" Kidd

Second thin" will be Notoriety, No Fame No Doubloons. Henry Morgan, BlackBeard, Captian Kidd, once the most notorious Badass Pirate in the Caribbean. They sur'yin" the traders, swashbucklin" with colonist, smuggle to town, rules the seas. It's all bout Great, Grand Ship; Long, Huge Cannon and Hungry, Storng Matey.

Last thin", What do pirates do afterrrrr business? Sing the Pirrrrrate's Song. Me hearty, we just sing together all day long until we reach Fiddlers Green.

"Fifteen men on a dead man's chest

Yo, Ho Ho and a bottle of Rum

Drink and the devil done for the rest

Yo, Ho Ho and a bottle of Rum"